Come back to my place and I'll show you oral sex. |
I don't mean to brag but I'm really awesome at doing impersonations of a drive-by shooting. |
The last time I was on an airplane I sat next to Robin Williams. |
In a world ravaged by Darth Vader our only solace is graphic violence. |
The Smithsonian has recently opened a brand-new interactive exhibit on Scrabble. |
You haven't truly lived until you've experienced Missy Elliott and statistically validated stereotypes at the same time. |
If God didn't want us to enjoy a stocking full of coleslaw he wouldn't have given us beer. |
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without you. |